I'm Going Nucking Futs

Sep 18

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

Sep 18

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
Sep 18
Sep 17

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

Sep 17
Sep 17
bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

Sep 17

dauntlessdaughterofmary:

tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser]

i kept scrolling to find out it was all just a back story for this gif

Sep 17

dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

Sep 17
moonpeeker:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Eating pussy

omg, the one kid in the back of the class who GETS it.  <3

moonpeeker:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Eating pussy

omg, the one kid in the back of the class who GETS it.  <3

Sep 16